GIVE ME THERAPY, I'M A WALKING TRAVESTY.

twentythree y.o. geographer, barista, yoga practitioner. University College London. born and bred in the lil' island of Singapore. constantly searching for answers. extremely flawed, especially when it comes to imposing standards on others, expecting too much, not knowing when to close her mouth (to shut the fuck up or to stop eating). too crazy for her own good and has to be taken with a massive handful of salt. adores backpacking, hitch-hiking, hill-walking, red wine, whiskey, cocktails, fine food and good conversations.
REMINDER:
"open your heart. someone will come. someone will come for you. but you'd have to open your heart first."


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Tuesday, November 10, 2009
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CLICK TO WATCH
(sorry i cannot put the video directly...)

and read the FUCKED UP COMMENTS:

1)Youre pretty cute...i wonder how tight your pussy is...hit me up if you wanna talk ;]
what i say: fuck you bitch. you want my dick? suck my spike you bitch. how can anyone be MORE desperate online?!

2) Is it true what Peter said, "asian's don't shave down stairs". You are the first Asian that I think is smoking hot....
what i say: I am sorry? that's just cause you are blind. you haven't seen enough asians, so fuck up. fact is, asians rock okay :D

PETER CHAO HAS ALOT OF FEMALE FANS, hmph are they trying to fight with ME?

okay lets talk about fun-ner stuff :D
(yes that does mean that i dont wanna talk about o levels today.)

I AM GOING TO FIND A NEW PERSON TO STALK VIA SMS :D
preferably, a chio girl that will talk non-stop or something <3
i promise i will act like a guy to not scare her away.

I WILL MISS MR FOO NEXT YEAR ):
why must we have an -hem- skinny principal as replacement?

J-BITCH IS GOING TOO :D
god is answering my prayers to eradicate all fucktards off the surface of the earth.

i am currently trying to memorize all the maps for L4D. for more efficient playing :D i hate it how my L4D hangs. its ripped, after all. who cares, i still love it.

what do you call your mother's mother and what do you call your father's mother.
our verdict: JUST CALL ALL AHMAH!

my father's mother is coming T.T say goodbye to freedom, peace, and bringing guys home (jk)! ask me out peeps ):

i am going to CHINA! and meet park and shop shop in china :D WHEE~

and and and now is my SHRINE TO YINGCHANG
to make things easier i shall name 10 things i love about YINGCHANG! :D
1) he is gay
2) he is funny
3) he is metrosexual
4) he loves peter chao
5) he is the bestest male junior ever :D
6) he is great at consoling people
7) he stays up late smsing :D so i can sms him late at night
8) he gives great ideas on what to blog about (this was his idea okay) :D
9) he is the best entertainment you can get~
10) i love yingchang wheee~

i need to do tag replies. i will start from now :D so guai right!

How do you identify a canton?
MY VERDICT: they have weird names. try PUIKAY, WAIKIT and KUMCHIEW etc.
cantons don't kill me please ><

I want you to know that it doesn't matter
Where we take this road someone's gotta go
And I want you to know you couldn't have loved me better
But I want you to move on so I'm already gone