twentythree y.o. geographer, barista, yoga practitioner. University College London. born and bred in the lil' island of Singapore. constantly searching for answers. extremely flawed, especially when it comes to imposing standards on others, expecting too much, not knowing when to close her mouth (to shut the fuck up or to stop eating). too crazy for her own good and has to be taken with a massive handful of salt. adores backpacking, hitch-hiking, hill-walking, red wine, whiskey, cocktails, fine food and good conversations.
REMINDER:
"open your heart. someone will come. someone will come for you. but you'd have to open your heart first."
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| Monday, November 29, 2010
◔ 6:05 PM // ✎ 0 comment(s) | ❝ A TO Z OF MY SECONDARY SCHOOL LIFE. ❞ |
A TO Z OF MY SECONDARY SCHOOL LIFE. PART
ONE.
A for Attire
I was so freaked by the attire rules when i was in Secondary 1. The first day of school was probably the only day that I had my shirt completely tucked in though (Y)
When we got to Seconday 3, attire rules were reinforced by Jesse. She was one freaky bitch, seriously. I hated how she would talk to you with that stupid high-pitched shrill and jiao you by dragging your parents into the picture. Like WTF, what have my parents got to do with ME.
Secondary 4. Attire rules were fucking inexistent. The failures of Nan Hua, oh well.
B for Bimbo
Our school was full of those ever since the beginning. It just seemed to get worser and worser and worser every single fucking year. This year, we have the existence of stupid and pretty act pretty people the likes of Fatty. Epic. Fail.
C for Classes
First was the Seveners, the awesome-st, fun-est class ever. Thank you, all of you, for making the first two years of my secondary school life so fucking awesome. Thank you all, for the stupid shit that we always do and most importantly, WE MUST HAVE A CLASS OUTING SOON EVERYONE MUST COME AND WE WILL NOT ONLY WATCH MOVIES HAHAHA.
Thank you Awesomers, for making the last two years of my life one of the most memorable! Thank you all for making lessons interesting and funny though there are some -hem- revolting people out there D: awww but I still love you all! MUST STAY IN CONTACT!
D for Dicks
Big dicks, small dicks, medium sized dicks. Abnormal dicks are the most disgusting. Shall not elaborate. Basically fat people = small dicks, skinny people = big dicks, short people = big dicks but does not imply that tall people = short dicks.
E for Exes
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
1) Thanks, for being such a whiny bitch and complaining non-stop.
2) Thanks for forcing yourself upon me, it just ruined everything.
3) Thanks for influencing me to love army prints. You showed me how to wear them, cause they were the only thing that you wore.
4) Thanks for making my life hell, with you. Thanks for being so fucking possessive.
5) Thanks for making me who I am. Who I am today, is all your fucking fault. You started the ball rolling.
6) Thanks for cheating on me. You think I didn't know? I fucking knew.
If you wanna complaing about what a bitch I am / scold me / etc, there's always 91683312, in case you have already lost my number (Y)
F for Family
I am referring to the Family Trees in class! Thank you SJ (Father), Lingli (Mother), Jiawei (First Mistress), Yunmin (Second Mistress), Artricia (Third Mistress), Jerome (Big Brother), Sungyang (Second Brother), Jinhao (Third Brother); Andre (Uncle), Annelisa (Aunty), Jianwei (Cousin), Yunmin (Cousin), Artricia (Cousin). I STILL REMEMBER I STILL REMEMBER OKAY! I LOVE YOU ALL! Thanks for being such awesome + funny people. You people made my life wonderful + funny :D thanks :D
403 FAMILY! I didn't forget you people! Amanda (Father), Luoyang (Mother), Old man, Puikay (Daughter), Likai (Son-in-law kekeke jk PK :D), Yuxiang (Grandson), Perry (Family Dog). Thank you all for being such great friends, people that I can forever complain to and all of you will patiently listen to me rant. I love you all :D
G for Grades
They were the best in Secondary 3, followed by 2 and 1. Seconday 4 was the most fucked up of all, especially Prelims 2. Sad to say, I haven't brought myself to face them yet. They are tucked away, somewhere, together with Fishcake's result slip. I will burn them, I fucking swear.
H for Height
Let's just say. I didn't grow since Primary 5. Knnbfuccb.
I for Injuries
I sprained both my ankles at staircases. I probably repeated this story n times but please bear with me HAHAHA.
The first time I sprained was a 4th Avenue, when the staircase was only two steps. Second time was at FEP, at the second last step during Flute Outing. So fail.
Apart from that, I remained in one piece since secondary school (Y) ^^
J for JIAO GANG!
Hi I know you all don't like being called that but yeah thank you Amanda, Fish, Lihui, Park, Puikay and Yunmin for being such AWESOME friends. Thank you for being together with me for the last two years of my secondary school life! I love you all :D thank you all, for always being there for me! Haha hope we can meet often even in JC when we go our separate ways ): KEEP IN TOUCH! I LOVE YOU ALL HAHA :D
K for KCIN
It took me DAMN LONG to realize what "KCIN" stood for, thank you very much. I only realized after you lent me your Mibba account and since the beggining I have a l w a y s wondered what the fuck it meant! It's cool though (Y)
L for Love
From Secondary 1 to 2 I was fucking deluded, 99% of the time thinking that I was in "love" when it was merely an... Infatuation.
Then came Secondary 3, when I lost complete faith in it.
Until you came along, and made me believe in it again :D
ILY forever and always ^^
IMMA STOP HERE. I WILL FINISH PART 2 (M - Z) SOON :D
TAG REPLIES!
PKLEE:
YAY FOR PETER CHAO! Peter Chao > Nigahiga anytime! HAHA YES CORRECT HI DAUGHTER I MISS YOU SO MUCH WE MUST TEXT MORE AND MEET UP SOON OKAY! Thanks for tagging :D
ANNELISA:
YEAH THE SECOND VIDEO WAS DAMN AWESOME. Laughed my ass off, especially the parts where he was acting as Rihanna haha! Cake! Though in my opinion it kinda failed ): haha! THANKS FOR TAGGING must plan 207 outing soon! :DLabels: friends, hindsight, random, school, thoughts
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