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twentythree y.o. geographer, barista, yoga practitioner. University College London. born and bred in the lil' island of Singapore. constantly searching for answers. extremely flawed, especially when it comes to imposing standards on others, expecting too much, not knowing when to close her mouth (to shut the fuck up or to stop eating). too crazy for her own good and has to be taken with a massive handful of salt. adores backpacking, hitch-hiking, hill-walking, red wine, whiskey, cocktails, fine food and good conversations.
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Tuesday, January 01, 2013
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❝ China Trip 2012 ❞

Super duper long and naggy write up of my trip to China! :D don't bother reading the words, just look at the photos! They were taken with my crappy digital camera cause I couldn't find the energy to lug my DSLR around (biggest regret ever). Didn't bother to edit them either cause there was just too many (signs of my extreme laziness hahaha). So yes, do hope you enjoy nonetheless :)



15th December 2012
Today morning I visited the 春秋乐园 and honestly I was pretty disappointed. Expected more of it but... And it was the first time that I realized what Jason said was true, the whole thing about some things are better with friends haha. There were some awesome rides like a roller coaster where you had to stand and stuff but I didn't scream cause i was alone on the ride and it'd be stupid to scream haha. I need to go to more theme park trips with Cordelia! That place was an awesomely good place to camwhore though, with tonnes of ancient figurines and statues that you can pose with. It will definitely be more awesome in summer though, when you get all the water park and stuff? But honestly I will never go into the water in summer. Not in China. I didn't even dare get close to the sea in Halong Bay when I identified the nationality of most of the visitors hahaha :P



















Was supposed to eat dinner with Guoli today but I guess that didn't work out cause i still don't have my own China number yet! Stupid father and his disabled number :( oh well just really glad that his house has some awesome WiFi of considerable speed that keeps me connected to the outside world of friends though the awesomeness of What's App and Line and even Twitter and Facebook TEEHEE. 

Went to Tesco today, walked around with my grandmother asking me if I ate this and that vegetable. What she doesn't realize is that it is not about the vegetable but everything about the way it is cooked? I basically eat everything with shitloads of Chili. Shitloads and together with belacan hehehe. 

Didn't get to shop today though but I'm shopping tomorrow!!! Already targeted a few areas for attack ^^ However got to taste some awesome food on my way to Tesco. Ate some pancake like thing which was incredibly crispy and awesome (sorry no photos I was so hungry I wolfed it up) and had great mango bubble tea. And guess what the bubbles were actually filled with mango juice so when you bite it bursts into your mouth ^^
Totally gonna get fat. This is the season where you eat not cause you're hungry but you eat cause it keeps you warm.



16th December 2012
Today was alright hehehe had a great time shopping. Starting to love Changzhou more than Shanghai! Bought like four pairs of shoes and four shirts and two skirts and four bags and n accessories. And of course gifts for my dearest friends ^^ absolutely enjoy giving presents, nothing makes me happier ^^


Was suppose to have dinner with Guoli today but I guess that got postponed again. 

Had pretty good Italian food for lunch. I still enjoy eating street food though but they're fattening and my uncle was treating me so~~~

Life is pretty good hehe did 9.63km in 1 hour today. Pretty proud of myself. This holiday recount is starting to sound really naggy to me. 



17th December 2012
Today I went to 嬉戏谷 it was pretty awesome. Very worth it for the amount of money I paid? It was like the USS of China, pretty much. And the rides were awesome omg. There was this dropping from the sky thing, and there was this huge ass impressive roller coaster and on the ride they prop you up like you're floating on the air like superman hehe. And damn it was awesome I shrieked and shrieked and shrieked haha. There was another one that kept going around in sort of circles. 


The lunch was quite alright I was able to finish a single salad by myself so I was very very impressed with myself. And I ate tepura and cake and ice cream. And they even gave me this really adorable free cup together with my ice cream! (photo is on Instagram).








This is how a fail camwhorer camewhores HAHAHA.


Finally got a proper photo heh. Reminds me of that time that Cordelia and I went to USS and there was this dude trying to take selfies outside the Mummy exhibit by setting up a tripod and all HAHAHAHA.













































18th December 2012
Went to 恐龙园 and it was as good as I remembered it to be! Fucking awesome place. Except for the fact that the ride I was waiting for for YEARS wasn't exactly working cause the temperature was too low. Which is fucking incredulous given the fact that it was only the sort of beginning of winter? But anyways I couldn't go onto my favorite ride :( but it is alright I did my best to overcome my long term fear of the vertical drop and I went onto it for three times in a row! It is probably one of the only rides that can actually make me scream my head off hehe.





































At night went for an awkward dinner with the Chinese scholars. Awkward dinner was awkward.


19th December 2012
Had the most terrible flight of my life. Stuck in the middle of two people that took both the arm rests. And my grandmother on my right kept moving and I'm like FUCK. It was a terrible flight thank god I was able to sleep the whole journey. 


Went to Beijing and went to board. Took me about am hour to find my form back again! So excited to go boarding over the next few days! Except that my body just HAD to screw up on me again. For like the second time. 


20th December 2012
The day was spent at home. Refer to the body screw up part.



21st December 2012
Had a nice day boarding today ^^ had a mental breakdown though cause I felt I was terrible and I cried like hell. Made a new friend who studies in University and is in his fourth year, who spent a year in Canada as an exchange student. We kept meeting on the ski lift cause we were of the same standards so we chatted. 


Through his 怂恿 I went on the most advanced trial in Beijing and nearly died. A pity though, that we didn't exchange contact numbers. 差肩而过的朋友,多可惜呀。。。 Hi Michael Ge if you read this this is me hahaha. Not like he will. 

The rest of my family came today, my holiday is officially over. 


22nd December 2012
Actually felt really tired for the first time today. My legs are so badly bruised that I cannot stand properly :( sigh oh well. 


Thought I'd get to see Michael today but I didn't! Dad came today though, for the first time in ages :) hate how though when the rest of the family is around, my boarding time is cut short cause I have to eat dinner with all of them. Yes I am complaining. Sigh. 

Went to this street with cool and cute things today but everything is honestly fucking expensive. Just nice to look at. And I had a great time eating street food although I just had dinner ^^ absolutely love my brother who also has an expandable stomach, cause he can accompany me!

It was absolutely freezing tonight, estimates to be -10 degrees. The maximum temperature in Harbin is - 18 degrees, where I am flying to tomorrow. Honestly I'm fucking screwed. 

I was really shocked today though, that Yinren said that Russia is not famous for their hot guys? Hahaha. 


23rd December 2012
Traveled to Harbin today! Absolutely love this city, almost as much as I love Changzhou already.

It was quite funny at the airport, how the Harbinites were all travelling back from the south and how they cannot stand the cold there haha. And they all recommended a particular ski resort that I cannot go to this time :( but I hopefully will be able to go in March! 

Apart from that the Harbinites were full of praises for their city! Here are a few:
1) how Harbin has very significant four seasons, because they are at a higher latitude. They get to experience each season fully. 


2) they are obsessed with dressing well. There was this statement I heard today, how Harbinites will rather starve to death than not have nice clothes. I can attest to this. I haven't seen a single person with terrible dressing today and I'm fucking impressed at how the females can all wear skinnies and leggings without feeling cold in this terrible weather?

3) Harbin has awesomely good potatoes. It tastes so fucking good. It was said that the best potatoes are at the 47th latitude and Harbin is there.

4) Harbin is a country with a huge plethora of cultures- the Chinese culture and the European culture. I will see about this myself for the next two days :) 

There was this joke I heard today. A foreigner was at the restaurant and he ordered a soft drink. They asked him if he wanted it at room temperature or if he wanted it chilled. He asked, "why would anyone want to drink something chilled in this sort of weather?" and they replied that the one at room temperature is - 30 degrees and the one that is chilled is 5 degrees HAHAHA. 

Harbin is really cold, and the roads are all covered over with a layer of ice. Walking is a pain because you are always at risk of slipping on a dirty floor. The traffic is terrible, partly because everyone drives at snails' pace, given the nature of the floor haha. The driver was worried that he couldn't get onto the expressway cause he had to travel up a slope and he was afraid that the car will slip down haha. 

Still love this city nonetheless already. Let's see how it goes :) 


24th December 2012
Today was a really boring day for Christmas eve haha. And I am hoping that Christmas is not a public holiday in China. 


Got cheated today, we were supposed to go drinking tonight but my father had too much to drink for dinner :( but oh well went to the gym in replacement, good enough. 

Wanted to gym today morning and did weights but I got distracted by the fucking heated pool. And dayum it was just there tempting me. Problem is that I didn't have a swimsuit. Wanted to buy from the hotel but all they had were damn obiang and gross, China style. For example the staff recommended me one with huge polka dots and told me to try. I tried and wanted to kill myself lol. And this contemplating totally wasted my time. 

Had a really good day today. Went to the tiger park and saw Siberian Tigers above many others. Like lions and panthers and... Pity there weren't any baby tigers for me to hug :(














This is the food that they eat!








This is a mixed breed between a lion and a tiger. Apparently they have to be housed together from young for them to be able to mate because they are unable to do so naturally. And they usually do not conceive naturally either~

Harbin is damn fucking cold and I'm currently very impressed in how good I can actually tolerate this cold? Absolutely in love with the place.
Had a wonderful lunch, and went sightseeing to this road that is pretty much entirely Russian inspired. Then played on the river that was entirely frozen. It was so fucking cool. I learnt that:
1. The ice is about as thick as the height of am average sized adult
2. The ice is extracted from there, for the nearby well known worldwide ice expo, which I am going to tomorrow
3. After extraction, a flag is placed on the ice warning people. And the next day, the ice will be formed again.
How fucking cool hehe I don't even.












Touched the ice sculptures and damn they feel like plastic. Our impression of ice is usually that of something that is wet? The ice is dry here though, just like touching plastic. Cause it is too bloody cold for it to melt.
















Rode on dog driven sleighs on the ice and slid down snow slopes on the ice. I want to ice skate! Harbin is such a wonderful place.












Had the opportunity to drink a plethora of beverages and... Currently in love with
1. 格瓦斯, a Russian beverage made of fermented bread. It is so sweet and wonderful. Trying to think of a way to bring some back to Singapore hahaha!


2. 蓝格格, a Chinese beverage made of wild blueberries. It tastes like fruit juice. There are even blueberry bits in the drink!


3. Harbin beer. Probably one of the best in the world. Light, and not too tasteful. The per capita consumption of beer in Harbin is highest in China and second highest in the world (second only to Moscow apparently). Dad told stories of how they used to collect the beer in plastic bags and etc and how beer was just sold off vehicles and carts on the streets. Reminded me of the water trucks that we learnt in geography haha.


4. Russian red wine. I am usually not a big fan of wine, but this was really good. It didn't even taste like wine, and there were fruits inside.


Love Harbin :) 


25th December 2012
A really lame Christmas haha. Got the awesome opportunity to snowboard in Harbin, but it is a pity that it isn't the best ski resort in Harbin cause that is too far :(


The snow was completely different from the snow in Beijing. Partially because that the snow is natural, and partially because the temperature is so cold that it is no longer snow anymore. It is so cold that i froze everywhere - my arms and legs, so much that I couldn't board down anymore haha. It was less than - 35 degrees on the peaks and it was terrible. Have you seen the condensation in your breath turn into ice immediately? Have you ever realized that your teeth was clattering involuntarily? Have you ever felt your nose freeze and that you had to pant from your mouth? That was how terrible it felt. 

My mum was being a bitch and it ruined my whole day, raging at me twice lol. Wtf I swear she's fucking hormonal. She said that I had a bad attitude but all I told her was that I had nothing to put in my bag lol. 

Went to a public bath at night, asked my mum if she wanted to go and she raged at me asking what I was going there for. It was quite the cultural shock - I have been to public baths in Japan but that have all been pretty dim so no one saw shit. This place was fucking brightly lit and there were people parading around naked lol. I was quite shocked though, how some females have such huge tits but small boobs and how some have such huge boobs and small tits. Maybe it is the size of the tits relative to the boobs? Haha anyways my brother was telling me about how many guys had small dicks. I was attracting attention to myself in the bath by wrapping the huge towel for drying around myself while walking around haha. But I did have a nice soak in the hot bath, so much that I started sweating. 

After that we had nice Chinese street food haha. Classic barbecue for supper. Had a taste of exotic Chinese food, the likes of... The young of the silk moth before it turns into the moth? The 蚕 of the same moth! This is the kind of holidaying I love - going around to eat good food muahahaha.















This is where they store the corn in winter!











26th December 2012
Mum scolded me in the morning saying that all I know how to do is play. Fuck you obviously I want to play, I came to holiday to play duh no shit. 


Went to look at  snow sculptures. They were beautiful omg. It is unbelievable how snow can be shaped to become like that? And when you touch it it feels solid, thanks to the temperature in Harbin ^^

























































Had a good lunch, where the fish is in a huge ass pot in the middle of the table. The smoke from cooking the fish is diverted to under the seats so when you sit on it it is warm :)
At night when go an incredible cafe for supper. The ambience was really good, and the price was cheap. If I were staying in China permanently is go there to do my work everyday haha. Photos on Instagram :) 


27th December 2012
Left my charger in Harbin. How fucking stupid this is what happens when someone clears out the room first, and the second person to leave is not observant? I left early in the morning and I couldn't check if I left anything cause my brother's things were strewn everywhere and he didn't see my charger in the port lol fuck. 


Came back to Beijing to board and the snow is completely different. 

Ate street food again, this time 麻辣龙虾 and it was good. The spiciness really makes you numb - it is a different spiciness from sambal and wasabi and it was really good ^^


28th December 2012
The day that I was to return to Singapore before I get caught for overstaying. Spent my morning shopping before I went off and I spent about 3K RMB. 

Bought myself a new charger, but stupidly left it in the shopping bags. Because I had too many new clothes that I bought, I decided to leave them with the driver to get my dad to bring them bag and forgot that the charger was inside. Stupid stupid decision. 

On the way back the taxi driver thought I was from China. Lol just cause I speak good Chinese doesn't mean you should judge me from the way I speak. Fuck you.

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