GIVE ME THERAPY, I'M A WALKING TRAVESTY.

twentythree y.o. geographer, barista, yoga practitioner. University College London. born and bred in the lil' island of Singapore. constantly searching for answers. extremely flawed, especially when it comes to imposing standards on others, expecting too much, not knowing when to close her mouth (to shut the fuck up or to stop eating). too crazy for her own good and has to be taken with a massive handful of salt. adores backpacking, hitch-hiking, hill-walking, red wine, whiskey, cocktails, fine food and good conversations.
REMINDER:
"open your heart. someone will come. someone will come for you. but you'd have to open your heart first."


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Friday, April 28, 2017
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❝ Never have I ever ❞

"Never have I ever slept with someone who is ten years older than me."

"Never have I ever slept with someone who is ten years younger than me."

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"What do you want from Hong Kong? Other than semen."

"Are you going to the port to find me some? I want Australian Dairy Company's steamed milk pudding."

"I can't bring food!"

"What about Lin Heung's char siew rice? Ok no food. Raymond Lam."

"That's my uncle's name, I swear."

"Not that Raymond Lam, the Lam Fung Raymond Lam."

"Edison Chen?"

"I like Edison Chen; I think he's cute. But he's married now. And so is Aaron Kwok."

"He's old!"

"His wife is 29 years old. And he's handsome. Ok Eason Chan?"

"Jay Chou."

"I like Jay Chou."

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